She smiled as she looked up at me with her pretty eyes. It was cold outside. Eddie shrugged – he didn’t care. “Your sister trained for months just to come here, and I had to approve it. Damnit, I should have known that. For sluts who really didn’t want to sing Christmas Carols, they sure loved singing their own raunchy lyrics. It suddenly all made sense to me why the women were so competitive and why my aunt thought it was an odd choice I’d help my mother win. “I don’t think you want to kiss me after what I just did.”
“Nonsense,” I held the back of her head and tried to force her close to me so that I could make out with her. This was really happening. It was also a popularity contest. “You will admit that you are a dumb-doe-eyed, fat piece of cow turd with droopy tits and thank them for asking about you!!!” I simplified – that answer seemed to please her and everybody else. cheese…”
Blitzen was either playing the dumb bimbo to the hilt while sucking her finger, or she was confused. “Didn’t you have to spank Comet to get her to treat me like a regular party member?”
“Let me tell you something about your mom,” Dad leaned in close to me as if he were
