No chick would ever believe that. Smilax: Do you think she’s hot? tell me what’s going on
Smilax: Nothing! FunkyBunch: i don’t love it. FunkyBunch: why would we want to do that? FunkyBunch: well when you put it that way 😛
Smilax: LOL. Smilax: I guess it would be kind of awkward. At this point, I think you are weirder than they are! I’m aware of what people say about me
FunkyBunch: guys talk all sorts of shit. I like to keep my private life private. you don’t know my parents do you? we just got into a debate because he insists the real name of the movie is ‘a new hope’
Smilax: What is it really? FunkyBunch: how about “i love your big penis?”
Smilax: Ugh. i’d catch all sorts of shit from my friends if they thought we were together
Smilax: We wouldn’t want that LOL
FunkyBunch: so what do we do now? Smilax: Your parents are awesome! except that ex-gf photographer. Smilax: Makes sense. when you’re going down on me i like to think about what you’re doing to me. Please don’t be mad
FunkyBunch: i’m trying to think back to all the stupid shit i told you
Smilax: You didn’t say anything bad… FunkyBunch: lol. I’m serious about this. If you want, we can keep this a private thing just between us and never even talk in
