Next fucking thing I was going for it. “Fucking hard work, benefits, having to remember to fucking limp.” Nobber said, but no one gave a fuck. Amateur porn “Its now or never,” I thought as I pulled away from her. Its a funny old world. “Fucking pot calling the fucking kettle,” I said, “At least I get a grand not a half of lager and a few chips.”
“Too shay,” she said, “Anyway its rubbers for you now, you don’t know where that’s been.”
“Fucking morning after pill, is the late night chemist still open?” I asked. Boris was starting another set. “And he’ll rip the fuckers off!”
“There ain’t no room for Pedo’s in this Land,” they continued. “Wants a share of the CCTV rights more like,” I sighed knowing half of Saudiafuckingrabia had seen my ass bobbing around on some porn channel streamed from the CCTV as I gave Sandra a portion one night after lock up. “Her then,” he said pointing at Boris. I never admitted anything, “Its satire,” I said. “So what’s your game?” Nobber asks Hunt the Cunt.
