I got in the car and fired her up. Amateur porn I dry swallowed. I started down the dim moon-lit path, drawn by the mesmeric tinkle of flowing water. It was like time stood still, and everyone froze in
mid pull, or push or whatever they were doing. It was like time stood still, and everyone froze in
mid pull, or push or whatever they were doing. This is a true story…. A cheap treat to be loaned out at will. So the day after they left, and having confirmed their safe up-state arrival, I unearthed my suitcase
of slutty clothes and gaudy make-up from the depths of the garage and headed for the bathroom. Halfway down the path, I was shaken from my serenity by the flicker of headlights through the
spindly tree trunks. “Young couples used to go there to make out. Take him in the woods and string him up.”
And with that, the female owner of this instruction reaches in and unexpectedly delivers a quite hard
and a certain bruise-making karate chop to the top of my thigh, causing my loud blurt, “Ow, fuck!”
“Would be a waste of good rope,” a different female voice chimes in. Evil scumbags who would beat me and rape me. I could hear the gentle swish of
water cascading over the weir top.
