I mean, thanks, you guys. “I’ll never wash this couch again. “Then 2/0 would be 2z.”
“Exactly.”
“But,” I said, “the multiplicative rule of zero is that when you multiply by zero, you get zero.”
“So we break the rules,” she replied. “Have you ever divided by zero, Professor H?” she was asking, teasingly. I stood up, pulling the smelly plug out and wrapping it in the old towel. I kissed both of her nearly nonexistent breasts, and then rose up to face her. “But…” said Alison. “Really.”
“I don’t drink,” I replied. “But my friends are in there,” she pleaded, looking at me, her eyes tearing. “Besides, we barely just met,” she said, as if that made our encounter more ethical. We were all still naked, and Alison was still holding my cock. I’ve never seen anything like that before.”
Gasping, I almost came when she said that. “Why not?” I replied. “Give it to me now, like you did to her. “I love how kinky you are,” I said to her, “but let’s start here.” I turned placed my hands on her shoulders, one hand on each shoulder, holding her firmly as I looked into her wonderfully blue eyes. “Come in from behind her,” said Alison, “I want to see a close-up of you two having sex. “You know there are ethics about this,” I
