AND I DON’T GIVE A GODDAMNED WHO KNOWS IT!”
“Eddie? I tried to fathom why they didn’t just kick Eddie’s ass. Frowns formed on their faces; their mouths pressed into tight lines. Plus, who’s to say she’d want to come with you, anyway?” he winked at me, and walked away. A ruling?” Dad asked for clarification on whether he could video tape my Aunt at the party. “Keep going, Sir! If my parents and sister got me NO other Christmas presents this year -I’d consider this the best Christmas of my life. “Like what you see, Sir?” she asked – almost daring me to look into her pussy while she stroked the dildo. “How many holes do reindeer have?” he asked the winners. The new king of Pride Rock!” he removed my blindfold, made a semi-circle on my forehead with sex lube from the dildo, and declared me, “Simba!”
It was so profoundly funny that I nearly dropped the dildo. “What comes out of this hole, little Reindeer?”
“Reindeer farts and Rainbows, Sir?” she teased playfully. Beat like she just spent more than you make in a week on shoes!”
“I did not do that, Sir!” Mom managed to gasp out, while under the weight of Eddie’s paddle.
