“Holy fuck, Rachel,” Satan growled, “you’re catholic, not Mormon.” She lit the smoke before yelling into the crowd, “God, can you hurry the fuck up?”
“Sorry, Lucy,” God’s voice boomed, “your chains are all tangled up; it’s like trying to untie earbud wires.”
“Omnipotent being; can’t untie chains.” Satan sighed between puffs, “And you people wonder why your world is so fucked up.”
A golden light emerged from the masses and cut through the ash-filled air of the inferno. She was trying to hide her curvaceous body with a large sweatshirt and baggy jeans. Amateur porn I clutched the crucifix that dangled from my neck and prayed in my mind. The test is not to see if you succumb to your mortal weakness, it is to see if you will abandon my light for the darkness of sin. I will not fail her.”
“That,” God said as she pointed a finger up, “is exactly what I’m doing…testing your resolve. Fantasia pulled from our kiss and watched in excitement. “So Rachel,” Apple whispered in my ear, “what do you want us to do to you?”
“Nothing.” I said. I’m glad someone finally got it.”
“Is that the excuse you’re going to use from now on?” Lucy laughed, “I’m testing your resolve; don’t mind the fact that I just did blow off Genghis Khan’s cock.”
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