“I believe I asked for a nice cup of coffee, why am I seeing no signs of it?”
I just burst out laughing. “I can see us getting barred from this pub” Gemma says laughing. “I did”. “Bye Andy”. “They didn’t see this oozing… Okay…Miss, yes I’ve got a bloody big boner, I’m having a good fucking toss and yours is the best fucking fanny I’ve ever clapped eyes on. “So what do you think then guys?” I say lifting my skirt and displaying my finery and nine inch penis. It’s got health benefits… Gemma is fascinated, just watching the sperm coming out, spurt by spurt, spitting into her mouth. Mmm…she didn’t mention inviting anyone, no reason why she should I suppose. “Knickers on or off?”. “Probably, and the ones you buy today will also end up in my collection. Gemma replies in that ‘you’re in deep fucking shit matey’ sort of tone. And anyway, you shouldn’t have been looking!”. “Oh, oh ooh…………jeez……fucking hell……” moans Kaz.
