He peered at the plant over his reading glasses. Within a day or two the resemblance to a penis grew more pronounced. The most recent victim of her lack of green fingers had been thrown onto the compost heap just two days ago. Both Sandra and Kylie agreed that when it came to sex, Dave and Jim were “fucking useless.”
Both women were avid readers of erotic stories and delighted in meeting up and sharing their latest discoveries. There was every sort of sex aid you could think of and a whole lot that I had never even thought of. Sandy shrugged and opened the packet. “Can I try it, Kylie? The incident of the Novelty Shop started last week. Sandy examined them carefully until she found the exact model that Kylie had so ably demonstrated on her. There was just one seed, about the size of a dried pea. Goodness, it looks like a green cock, thought Sandy. What a disappointment that she had received such a useless joke, when what she really wanted was the lovely gel that Kylie had used on her. She was temporarily deprived of the power of speech. The most challenging vegetable she had stuffed into her voracious cunny had been a lovely purple aubergine.
