How embarrassing would it be if I slipped off Derek’s arms from the extra lubrication? Wow, we can try it next time if you’re game. That just meant taking off my pants, my panties, and my sweater; I was already wearing the dental floss top underneath. A wet nightmare. The show must go on. A cat’s natural curiosity makes it a unique experience. “One of them is in the stomach,” Derek read from my facial expression and hand positions. Announcer Derek explained to the crowd why my convulsions had just doubled in intensity: “It looks like one of them, probably #1, has reached the small intestines. I’ve never had animals that eager to penetrate my holes before. A second later, a ferret’s nose was poking my butthole, and in that same second, his entire body, as long and thick as my arm, squirmed in with help from its tiny claws. “Do you guys do a lot of ferret races?” I asked Derek with 99% of my attention on the adorable sausage hamsters. “Hey, thanks again for doing this. “I guess it’s kind of like a ferret but I’m not sure you’d be able to open your mouth wide enough to let them in, so we’ll have the mongooses… The way to the stairs was clear. It’s like a housewarming party.
