“What about me bloody supper,” I asked. “Safe with me,” I says, “What’s up with thee?”
“Not me you cheeky Wazzock,” he says, “Elsie me daughter, she got a sore cunt.”
“What, you need a gynie cologoist,” I insisted. Amateur porn I brought them back and with her still on the desk I started to rub some burn soothe on her rash. “Oh sod off father,” Elsie says and she messed up all me tally sheets and made a space so she could sit on my desk. “Taking advantage I’d say,” Gaffer announced, “I reckon if I wasn’t here he’d give thee one our Elsie. “And my Dads paying you so that makes you a Giglo,”
“Nicd work if you can get it,” I says, “Elsie.”
“What?” she answers
“I’m going to shoot me load,” I warned. “Sod off up my place and get cook to get thee summat,” Gaffer says, “ Elsie probably needs another seeing to by now.”
“Fair enough Gaffer,” I says and I had a lovely meat pie for supper and Elsie for afters but that’s another story.
