I tried to ignore my uncharacteristic nervousness and spoke.
“Emily, I like you a lot, so I don’t want this thing we have to be based solely on sex, no matter how awesome our sex is. Don’t sleep through it!”
When I groggily forced my eyes open, I saw Nicole sitting at the foot of my bed.
“The hell, Nicole?”
“C’mon, get up!” She urged, yanking on the covers.
“My alarm hasn’t gone off yet, asshole.” I grunted.
“It will, in–” Nicole gave me an “I told you so” look as my alarm interrupted her.
“Ugh.” I grunted again as I threw the covers off and shoved Nicole off of the bed.
When I turned back around from grabbing some clothes, Nicole was still standing there.
“Hey, my eyes are up here, Nicole.” I had seen her eyes flick back up to mine just as I turned around. Amateur porn “And you shall sing along.”
“I guess…” She said. “When I blow my whistle, all of you run to grab the balls from the middle.”
He blew his whistle and the game began. When she came back, I saw what she had grabbed and my eyes bugged out.
“Why do you have lube in your closet?” I asked her, my heart racing.
“For situations like these,” she explained, “now, help me lube up.” She knelt on the bed and lifted up her dress to reveal her round,
