“Phil, what the hell are you playing at? I woke up about 7am bursting for a piss, Tom was snoring his head off as usual, I shot in the bathroom grabbed my cock out of my panties and let go. Arrived home to find dribbles of cum and a white jelly stuff sliding out of my gash. I knew he didn’t succeed, or so I thought,
Tom, my mate, waited until I returned to my seat. Of course, I agreed and off we went. Arrived home to find dribbles of cum and a white jelly stuff sliding out of my gash. “Fucking hell” screamed Tom “Where the fuck are your balls and cock and what the fuck IS THAT?” he yelled pointing at my crotch. He picked on me as one of the last clients, should I say. Now they fitted me perfectly. Would you like to try an fuck me please?”
Tom looked surprised,”Love to if you wear some crotchless panties” I found a pair which looked great as my large cock and balls hung down from the slash in them. I need to buy some tampons, so we turned around called in the petrol station and bought two packets. I knew he didn’t succeed, or so I thought,
Tom, my mate, waited until I returned to my seat.
