A sign at the entrance to the village told him that he had arrived in the village of Mistveil, which had only 29 inhabitants. Then I would be buried like all the other strangers under a cross with no writing on it. My grandfather didn’t want to tell me because he said about this hamlet that it’s always surrounded by fog, and besides, none of the people who went there have ever returned. I was a senior at the Ethnography and Folklore Section of the Smithsonian Institution and was already preparing intensely my thesis. I’ll tell you after we have sex! “I really have to meet this girl because I’d be willing to have sex with her whenever she wants.”
The old man laughed and went to go to bed, but before he left the room, he said, “I see you’ve got a hankering for fairy pussy, and I see I can’t stop you. On the way, I was always wondering if I was following the ramblings of an old man who drank too much juniper whisky starting too early in the morning. It was neither a dream nor a hallucination because Lila sat on top of me and I could feel her sweet weight pressing against my penis.