Finally, breathing heavily, she got dressed and called Alice from the hallway. They were transported to the town morgue, and the sheriff called me to come and take care of their funeral because I had no other living relatives. And when he ejaculated, he would shoot out an enormous amount of semen. “Not with women, but I just remembered that my girlfriend is taking some anthropology classes and her professor specializes in spells and curses, so maybe she can find a way to shorten this thousand-day period before I go crazy!”
He wasn’t convinced, but at least he came up with a better idea: he would take me in the police car to the dorm where my girlfriend was staying while I was going to lie in the back seat. While studying my changes, I also convinced myself that the sheriff was right about the pheromones. She keeps bragging that she specializes in spells and curses, so maybe she can help me. All the men cheered me like a hero and followed me into the woods, and to make sure he didn’t come back, they drove an oak stake through the monster’s heart and buried him right there at the edge of the woods.”
He pointed somewhere behind me, but I didn’t see anything. Eventually, I had had enough of such a life and
