But he couldn’t really hear–he needed to get something. Amateur porn Great. He hadn’t even looked at the address on the
envelope. I think there’s been some kind of mistake.”
Todd’s eyes widened, and he made a quizzical noise. That “duh-dah-dah-dahhh” car commercial. He needed a glass to
stick up against the wall, to hear what was going on in the next
apartment. “Ah. Horny bastard. Wheel of Fortune. A stray tendril of hair
dangled over her forehead and she blew at it automatically. Maybe something else. “Thank you *so* much for being there, Todd.” “You are just the most
amazing guy, Todd.” “Todd, you are the *best* friend I have *ever* had. Have a good night, Todd Farber.” “Ummm…nigh…g’nite,” he
responded, and the door shut and she was gone. Have a good night, Todd Farber.” “Ummm…nigh…g’nite,” he
responded, and the door shut and she was gone. So what? He stood
outside their door, listening with all his might. Ah. What…a…night! “Ummm, it’s
Todd…Todd Farber. Todd edged the
B-level outer door open with his foot, hoping the rats had been scared off
by the sounds of the approaching elevator. But the poor boy was
*such* a goof. “Todd, sweetie?”
Todd tried to answer, but nothing would come out of his throat. “Todd? Todd closed his eyes.
