“Fun, eh son?” Dad asked me one time between breaks. I don’t give a fuck if you don’t want to win! She quickly reached down to snap it off and discard it like she had in the kitchen when she was eating a pear and talking to me privately. When I pack this candy cane so far up your ass it comes out of your throat, you are going to skip over to that Winner’s circle, thank me, praise me, and give it your all! It felt amazing. Eddie insisted that they suck those dildos like they were real cocks. He turned my sister around, grabbed her, stuck a dildo in her ass. “Yes, Sir!” the girls answered in unison – even Blitzen. Rules are rules! I used the sound of her voice to locate her – approximating her position. The new king of Pride Rock!” he removed my blindfold, made a semi-circle on my forehead with sex lube from the dildo, and declared me, “Simba!”
It was so profoundly funny that I nearly dropped the dildo. “I am a dumb reindeer, Sir! We’d make it three-hole, but most of you are too stupid to fuck yourself, catch rings AND suck a dick, so we’ll stick to two for now!”
Eddie had five more candy cane dildos.
