you really don’t want that to happen. “Come out in the yard and talk with me, Larry.”
I stared in his eyes with barely-restrained rage. I dated chesty redhead Rhonda for a month and she promised to go all the way with me on our fifth date. “Let’s go find out.” I led them to Becky’s place and rang the doorbell. “No, he taught History. You’re SO MUCH BETTER!”
Her daughters blushed as I asked, “You’re okay with me fucking your daughters, right, Larry?”
“Uh… yeah.”
“Good. uh…”
Rhonda screamed, “You lousy bastard! And with that skank! From her aroma, I could tell Pam was about three months’ pregnant, and Lisa was on her period. He’s eight.” I noticed a female scent on Larry, and it wasn’t Rhonda’s. I heard you and Rhonda got married?”
“Yeah, married with three kids. But let’s have the contest anyway. I’ll have them back in a week or so. Tomorrow or the next would be egg day. I haven’t seen you in…”
“Twenty years, Larry. “Okay.” She looked sad, but I knew she’d get over it. I told the girls, “Only one man left, so I’m the winner. I dated chesty redhead Rhonda for a month and she promised to go all the way with me on our fifth date. Every detail.”
She smiled. “On second thought, I don’t want to catch any diseases.
