“Can you explain Greystone please.”
“Why yes Mr Chomondley – Warrinder, under usual circumstances the event if for hand fired infantry weapons such as the Lee Enfield, but Captain Robson of the Royal Engineers spotted loophole and pointed out that 5.5 inch anti tank gun also has a rifled barrel. “Indeed Mr Chomondley – Warrinder Screen printed, embroidered, painted even but we can confirm the presence of swasticas on Herr Hitlers underpants.”
“Indeed and it is most fortuitous Greystone, that we can therefore confirm the prevalent rumour about the nature of the Fuerher’s underwear albeit that the pink hue was rather unexpected. “I do believe he is becoming sexually aroused Greystone.”
“Yes,Mr Chomondley – Warrinder, absolutely he is definitely becoming aroused in a sexual manner,”
“Yes Greystone, as the shrapnel scythed down the innocent foreigners he very definitely became excited in a sexual manner and I do believe he is on the verge of experiencing an orgasm,
“Yes Mr Chomondley – Warrinder, an involuntary ejaculation.”
“Or a voluntary ejaculation Greystone,”
“Indeed Mr Chomondley – Warrinder, quite possibly his degree of perversion is such that the ejaculation was indeed voluntary rather than involuntary
” Indeed Greyston, but just a moment, Looking closely at Mr Hitler and his party I now see his assistant Miss Eva Brown with whom we must explain Herr Hitler has no romantic or indeed sexual relationship
