Taken aback with her beauty, ample tits, and tiny bikini, I stopped dead in my tracks, staring at her. Full on warm, wet kisses. Immediately poured 3 fingers of scotch and downed it post haste. She made busy in the kitchen pouring wine and scotch. But without the boner. I responded, best I could (the scotch had taken hold of me by now) and we engaged in a full blown make out session. She really was out of my league and I resigned myself to mere fantasies of what it would be like. She was a 12 on a scale of 10 and me, being just an old dad bod, got pretty nervous. Finally, I broke the silence. I downed my scotch in two gulps, excused myself and poured more. I was so drunk by now that my dick was of no use … I pulled out another beer and offered her one. No wonder you’re a stripper. After finishing 2 beers, I saw an attractive woman on a chaise lounge reading a book.
