I’m writing this to clear up a few misunderstandings. My final project was an actual bathroom, with a shower and an ugly but working flush toilet. By the end of the week we had comfortable beds, a kiln for making pottery, and a bloomery furnace for making iron. When we were married, I followed the tradition and carried her to my quarters. She’s as likely to give me a high-five or knuckle-bump as kiss me, and I like that. It’s cute to see her laying in his lap, curled up like a sleeping puppy. It puts out a lot of smoke, but works pretty well. He likes to pretend that Maria is his sister, and sometimes he calls Frida ‘Mama’. I worry that if I spoon with her, I might get excited in my sleep and hurt her by accident. As I walked off the lander, one of my wives Frida greeted me with a slap on the butt and a crushing hug. The villages were built 30 kilometers apart to prevent all of us from being wiped out by a fire, flood, or other disaster.
