I was shocked that the other seven girls followed me into the backyard. I liked the enthusiasm of the others at the party when I said that. “What are you, Blitzen?” I shouted as I tossed the wreath. The first time I brought her with your mom, so I was that cool guy you want to be who had his own mother-daughter reindeer team to trade,” Dad bragged to himself for a moment. Dave hasn’t even noticed. I was excited about the opportunity, but I didn’t want to seem too eager. I decided to roleplay my dad and Eddie mixed together and commit to the bit. I felt a little guilty about making the accusation. I decided to just go for it – full stream of consciousness. Try again, Master!” Blitzen didn’t have to look over her shoulder to know that I was the one who threw the ring at her – no one else even tried to hit her cane with a wreath. He started to explain what I had to do, but my dad interrupted.
