“Being farted in!” I turned around and put my ass to her mouth through my jeans and pretended to fart. Blitzen was a good sport about it and opened her mouth when I pressed the back of my jeans to her face – but I didn’t really crack a fart. I had never known my mom to act kinky at home, but from what I had been told about how she trained my neighbor – it sounded like she made it a part of her regular activities. Men aim for the holes. “I’d prefer going down on you over talking anyway,” she admitted as she opened her big mouth and then took my entire length in a single try. “Your mom is hardcore into the Christmas party traditions, Son. No sneaking in, no peeping through windows,” Dad asked me to be confident that I understood. She’ll protest, and if you back down, then she takes your measure. That made ME feel special. Now, I would look incredibly dumb if I told everyone to go back to what they were doing. “She’s got a cute little daughter about your age. They certainly looked cold -standing there in the snow. I wasn’t sure where I was going with this.
