I shagged worse, must have, just can’t think of any at present, I half thought of turning queer at one time as I banged her in time to the fucking train wheels as I wondered whether they was 50p shaped or totally fucking square as we banged along so fucking slow that fucking Rabbits was overtaking us. Amateur porn “To hang them from a lamp post by,” Edie explained, “It is unbearable,” she said, “Pedophiles abusing poor little children when there are so many single ladies in their prime crying out to be loved.”
“Right,” I said, “Tragic.”
“I knew you would understand,” Edie said, “Compartment number 5,” she said and winked at me. “What you, you lazy sod!” Tony laughed, “You’d have to nick a Kubota!”
I looked at Al and he looked at me but neither of us wanted to admit we hadn’t a fucking clue what a Kubota was. We had a game of Motorway skittles on the way, Al sort of straddled a row of cones in these roadworks and we knocked about a miles worth over before we got a cunt stuck under the van and had to dig it out with a pickaxe, then we got a bit bored and Martha and me hopped in the back for a bit.
