I don’t know what day it is there. It may very well be Sunday.”
“Well it is Sunday, and I don’t know any Tuesday Wells.” Said Farty Jimbo
“Well I guess we haven’t met yet, but we will. Amateur porn When I got out of bed, I realized I wasn’t wearing a thong like I always am. I was just about to dry shave my ass when you called.” Replied Farty Jimbo
“All right. Farty Jimbo won a Nobel prize and found a grocery store that stocked “Count Chocula”, “Frankenberry” and “Boo Berry” at the same time. Like it’s asking too much for a bra to cover my areolas…” Tuesday said
“I’ll scratch my balls and take a quick whiff of my fingers and I can smell ammonia or goat cheese or both. That’s neither here nor there. I’ll let you go. I haven’t worn underwear like that since my mother bought my clothes. The next day, Jeffrey Dahmer was arrested. Holy shit! That’s neither here nor there. Holy shit! That’s neither here nor there. I don’t know what day it is there. I was just about to dry shave my ass when you called.” Replied Farty Jimbo
“All right. I know for a fact.”
“No, I mean this is Tuesday Wells.
