If we have sex every time we hang out, it won’t be as… Amateur porn Sorry to bother you, dude.” I walked back to the locker room to get changed into my normal clothes.
I was deep in thought, wondering who the mystery attacker was, so I didn’t hear Jake talking to me.
“… I didn’t think so, but how many people could fit that description? Unfortunately, it didn’t; as I followed Emily’s texted directions, thunder clapped and rolled and rain began to fall.
When I got to her sorority house, which I identified by the massive Greek letters adorning its front awning, it was chilly and pouring rain. We cleaned each other off and then soaked in the warm spray for a while. “Because the penguins are psychotic!”
Emily applauded me enthusiastically. I took a sip of my beer; it was some crappy cheap stuff, but at least it was cold. Give. When I saw what it was, I groaned. I decided to go talk to him, ignoring my instincts to leave it alone.
“Excuse me, is your nose broken?”
“Obviously.” He shot back without even looking up.
“How did that happen?” I asked him innocently.
“Fell off my bike.” He replied tersely. You. I took a quick swig from the bottle; it wasn’t bad, but, like the beer, not the best stuff.
