Jumping to the foot of the bed, I grab Parker by his ankles, and in one swift twist of his legs, flip him over on his belly. New Jock Tales—Freshman Year—Chapter 8–Homecoming PT 2
“May I have your attention please—all members of the freshman football team are to report to cosmetology following the final bell”. I shoot another big rin, and exclaim loudly “Fuck ya dawg—nine fuckin inches” ! I grab mine with my left fist, and start with a slow stroking up and down, squeezing my big mushroom head on the upstroke, coaxing more of my thick stringy juice from my piss slit. I put out the blunt that’s left, and hop up to the fridge to retrieve my 3rd beer. I usually had about 3-4 rolled up for quick access. As usual, about half the team, and about 10-12 of the Tigers ended up down at the diner afterwards. NO JACKIN OFF BEFORE THE GAME” ! I cracked a smile and replied “ No doubt we will catch some shit if we do this. The handbook says ‘off the collar, and above the ears’.
