“Sounds like big Len from Toddy,” I said, “Tell him to piss off.”
“Would you like it as a straight email of attached as a pdf?” Sharon asked. We could hear Sandra on the speaker, “Yes sir, I’m wearing my school uniform but I took my tie off and undid my bra because my big titties are so heavy sir, and my bra straps cut into my shoulders, I want your warm hands on my big titties holding them sir,” Sandra explained. “Four X not triple!” Jenkins said, “Have you pumping spunk like a fire engine it will, only fifty nine pounds ninety nine pee.”
“Oh,” said the Pedo
“Plus Vat,” Jenkins said, “And a tenner for delivery.”
“Well,” said the Pedo. “Jenkins,” Inspector Head shouted. “Should have got his email,” Inspector Head suggested. “No!” Head cried but Tony had it sorted with another U’ie, up the off ramp across the roundabout and down tother side the wrong way again so he did a new U’ie and we was heading back where we come, fastest thing on the road except a black Suzuki what overtook and a bloke on a Ducati what was slipstreaming us. “Playing,” Jenkins said, “Castlemain,”
“What?” the Pedo queried. We could hear Sandra on the speaker, “Yes sir, I’m wearing my school uniform but I took my tie off and undid my bra
