I had to switch arms several times. “We’re dirty pigs, who don’t know how to clean out our asses properly, Sir,” my mom offered politely. “Did you like taking that ice-cold dildo up your ass?”
“Just peachy, Sir! Then they had to waddle back to the start of the line, to start the process all over -two rotations for every dildo. It hadn’t quite stuck fully into her ass -at least not in a way that would keep it from falling out. Dad had said some pretty mean things to the girls – especially Blitzen. She chuckled but didn’t take me seriously. I’d definitely try – she wasn’t looking at me. If you mean that overweight bloated whale lounging on that candy cane because you aren’t paying attention? Every time she bounced up and down, her labia got pulled and stretched. Your riders get a prize,” Eddie passed around two Sexxmass cards for the riders of the women who got tailed. “No cell phones. “How many holes do reindeer have?” he asked the winners. She was thoroughly in it to win it – she had no qualms about any of this and was all business like.
