“Let’s go back to that damn room and have some more of those oysters in the bath tub. Balthar pushed his indecent musings aside and reluctantly got to the painful business of repaying the Vishra House for getting him out of hot water. Here, Lord, let me serve you some oysters…”
Russeau had a few oysters and when that did not work a few more. “Butler! Several minutes went by filled with nothing but fruitless attempts by Lord Russeau to become properly erect. “When Kraughl and I returned from his journey to Qeynos last year he had a dozen wives running full stride across the meadow to greet him, all of them wearing nothing but joyous smiles of delight at his return.”
Balthar took another sip of his Brandy then continued “…I am most impressed with how many of the mares in his harem have two pairs of breasts instead of one. He assumed he would inform the Queen of events then, humiliated to have to kowtow to Triander over the upcoming vote, would go home to sulk.
