“You OK mate?” I asked. “Keer Stammer brought in the change in the law in 2024, when Labour won the UK election,” I explained, “Me sister’friend found some bloke’s cock nuzzling her ass crack in showers at the swimming pool and when she complained they said she was trans – fobic and should get a life.”
“Oh,” he said. “Are you fucking wanking you filthy bastard?” I asked. “Yes, that’s what I want,” he agreed. “Caucasian, Milk Chocolate, Plain Chocolate, Matt Black what?”
“What does that matter?” he asked
“Skin colour, we have to do a graft, it don’t keep, skin don’t,” I explained, “We get it fresh from Pathology usually, Black’s easy, ten a penny young blacks, knife victims and shootings mainly but Arab can be a bugger, and most Caucasians are either pissed up or drugged up or bloody ancient dead from natural causes, If you want a cunt we use pigs intestine.”
“Oh,” he said. “Look ball park, Illegal, Arab, no cunt no tits say sixty quid,” I said, “Caucasian full works about nine grand.”
“Why the difference?” he asked.
