Afterwards Vicar had a quiet word wi Tommy, “I knows we says to always be honest,” Vicar said, “But in twenty years I never heard such an honest eulogy spoken.”
Tommy hadn’t the slightest idea what he were on about. “Oh fuck!” says Tommy as he shot his load, luckily it missed her dress and cardigan and splattered onto her neck. “Can I use your bog?” Tommy asked. He coldn’t understand it so he grabbed the water gauge lamp. Nineteen Thirty something. “Plenty of time for that lad,” Ted says, “Time for a bit of fun.”
“Fun Ted?” Tommy asked. Stationmaster were shaking him, “Eh no slacking.”
“I just had a bang,” Tommy explained. “Fucking surgeon at Railway Hospital hated the fat fucker so he made wound into second ass hole,” the inspector laughed, “He told Ted he coud have new career in Circus as the man we two asses!”
“Bloody hell,” says Tommy, “I suppose he would rather have two cocks?” he suggested.
